It’s Thanksgiving Week Tuesday. Time to start watching the clock, and/or running around frantically!
Perhaps you’re getting the car fixed up before your holiday road trip. Perhaps you’re assembling everything you need to cook up the holiday meal. Or perhaps you’re in the market for a U.S. Attorney for the Eastern District of Virginia.
Whatever it is, we’ve got you covered. More so if it’s the U.S. Attorney thing than if it’s the car. But hey, we can talk about anything you want!
Today’s countdown numbers:
- 66 days until funding for most of the government ends again, and we face another shutdown
- 1,152 days remaining in Trump’s legal term of office
- 343 days until the midterm elections, if we have them
- 404 days—if we have those elections—until we seat that new Congress.
Our random country generator says, today’s an unlucky day for: Montenegro!
Uh-oh. That’s one of the newer NATO allies. So that’ll be a little complicated. But only a little! Trump hates NATO, anyway!
Plus, he also famously shoved his way past then-Prime Minister Duško Marković during a NATO conference, to get to the front of a group photo. So that’s not great. He also insisted that Montenegrin people were very aggressive, and could start World War Three. Which is something he pretty much accuses everyone but himself of possibly doing.
Anyway, Montenegro is, like, three Prime Ministers on from Marković now. And I haven’t seen Trump shove any of them, lately.
But it’s never to late to start shoving!
Ha ha! Oh, well. That’s Our Trump!™