David Waldman is back! And so is Greg Dworkin! And they are hauling in two Rafts O’ Stories™!
As you are aware, ExTwitter is full of liars. MAGA goes there to lie and be lied to and yet were somehow shocked to find that their MAGA isn’t interested in “Making America Great Again”, like, at all. No one can trust anything posted there, because why should they? Except… for the following posts I am linking to in the upcoming paragraph.
Trump disapproval is high. Not with the bloodsuckers, but with the much more common bloodsuck-ees. Not so much with the bullshitters, but yes, with the bullshit-ees. Latinos are hit by ICES and tariffs and yet some might actually still vote Republican next time. Most people polled say to release the Epstein files, the rest don’t know who this “Epstein” is.
Our enemies don’t just write our Twitter posts. Russia authored the US “peace plan” for Russia vs. Ukraine which Marco Rubio ran through Translate on his way to hand it to Senators.
Is Zohran Mamdanimentum Donald K. Trump’s long-awaited pivot to presidential behavior? It will be the one he points to while emceeing each of his Democratic party member executions.
Marjorie Traitor Greene, multi-millionaire, wasn’t going to leave a day sooner than her pension requires, but not a day later either. Donald’s pulling some strings in Hollywood to help her get back on her feet.
Greg Bovino figures that the best way to determine if an immigrant is a criminal is to arrest them. Gops won’t know if Adam Schiff is guilty unless they convict and imprison him. After all, it’s the method they employed on James Comey and Letitia James.
J-L Cauvin performs the finest Trump impersonations (among many others) that you will ever see or hear, but hopes, like the rest of us, to find a way to step away someday soon. New Jersey’s 11th District in Congress could not hope for better.