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felontrump has never been truly happy a day in h …
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AKASpecialistGarcia |
Tue Nov 25, 2025 at 03:54 PM PST |
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Those turkeys already have names, Gobble, and Wa …
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Chartreuxe |
Tue Nov 25, 2025 at 03:46 PM PST |
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He's both. …
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Chartreuxe |
Tue Nov 25, 2025 at 03:44 PM PST |
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I hope all Republicans enjoy trying to defend Tr …
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cosliberal |
Tue Nov 25, 2025 at 03:43 PM PST |
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...hmm, walking down the middle of any street wi …
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Kyoto Kid |
Tue Nov 25, 2025 at 03:43 PM PST |
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He’s unhinged and his days in the White House ar …
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Kayette2 |
Tue Nov 25, 2025 at 03:42 PM PST |
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Yep. They just report on it like “Nothing …
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CanyonD |
Tue Nov 25, 2025 at 03:41 PM PST |
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No, it's one of many words Chump can't spell. …
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Chartreuxe |
Tue Nov 25, 2025 at 03:40 PM PST |
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He does fear animals. He's especially fear …
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Chartreuxe |
Tue Nov 25, 2025 at 03:38 PM PST |
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And the “no murders in the last six months” is c …
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Spud1 |
Tue Nov 25, 2025 at 03:26 PM PST |
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There are sidewalks throughout D.C. so it’s not …
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Spud1 |
Tue Nov 25, 2025 at 03:23 PM PST |
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The one that set that shrubbery on fire?
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dadadata |
Tue Nov 25, 2025 at 03:12 PM PST |
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We haven’t had a murder in 6 months? Where? In U …
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ArkayMI |
Tue Nov 25, 2025 at 03:08 PM PST |
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Or used the Jewish Space Laser.
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MDGluon16 |
Tue Nov 25, 2025 at 02:52 PM PST |
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Conservatives, KKKonservatives, GrOPers and KKKh …
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MDGluon16 |
Tue Nov 25, 2025 at 02:50 PM PST |
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I bet neither turkey said, “Thank you” either.
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DrDiva |
Tue Nov 25, 2025 at 02:36 PM PST |
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Lol.....actually, no....."stollen", like the "co …
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canadian cedarleader |
Tue Nov 25, 2025 at 02:32 PM PST |
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As they have since he came down that fucking esc …
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LIJAMA |
Tue Nov 25, 2025 at 02:09 PM PST |
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Tue Nov 25, 2025 at 02:53 PM PST |
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I never watch any news so I don't see him flappi …
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Megalion |
Tue Nov 25, 2025 at 01:47 PM PST |
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When does this crooked fucker start serving his …
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Paoli Cemetery |
Tue Nov 25, 2025 at 01:46 PM PST |
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For him, every occasion is an excuse t …
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snazzzybird |
Tue Nov 25, 2025 at 01:44 PM PST |
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He did this to the Easter egg rolls, to Memorial …
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Charles Morrow |
Tue Nov 25, 2025 at 01:38 PM PST |
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Correction: In what’s left of the White House!&n …
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UKPrince46 |
Tue Nov 25, 2025 at 01:30 PM PST |
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Tue Nov 25, 2025 at 04:37 PM PST |
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It represents an escalation of Trump’s dictatori …
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Alonso del Arte |
Tue Nov 25, 2025 at 01:27 PM PST |
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Tue Nov 25, 2025 at 01:29 PM PST |
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And besides, Pelosi and Schumer are law-abiding …
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Alonso del Arte |
Tue Nov 25, 2025 at 01:24 PM PST |
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They only ever pardon WHITE turkeys. …
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peanut9000 |
Tue Nov 25, 2025 at 01:23 PM PST |
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He’s way past “narcissistic personality disorder …
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Mercy Ormont |
Tue Nov 25, 2025 at 01:21 PM PST |
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"stollen"
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canadian cedarleader |
Tue Nov 25, 2025 at 01:20 PM PST |
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Hitler in his final days came to the conclusion …
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UKPrince46 |
Tue Nov 25, 2025 at 01:18 PM PST |
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Agreed, shit happens, it especially happens when …
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Chartreuxe |
Tue Nov 25, 2025 at 01:14 PM PST |
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He has the Merde-as Touch.
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stevemb |
Tue Nov 25, 2025 at 01:12 PM PST |
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That is one of my biggest fears… the Democr …
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UKPrince46 |
Tue Nov 25, 2025 at 01:02 PM PST |
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Lede photo: Cognition Test. Which on …
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JimB9999 |
Tue Nov 25, 2025 at 01:01 PM PST |
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Destroying yet another harmless tradition. …
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anon004 |
Tue Nov 25, 2025 at 12:46 PM PST |
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What a fucking liar. Murder did not in fac …
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giovannigiorgio |
Tue Nov 25, 2025 at 12:44 PM PST |
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be sure to click on the link to Obama’s turkey p …
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Debra from Auburn Ca |
Tue Nov 25, 2025 at 12:41 PM PST |
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I’m waiting for someone to have the balls to thr …
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delver rootnose |
Tue Nov 25, 2025 at 12:35 PM PST |
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This guy has the balls to call pritzker a fat sl …
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delver rootnose |
Tue Nov 25, 2025 at 12:35 PM PST |
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I expect she will be hanging handcuffs and zip t …
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estefano |
Tue Nov 25, 2025 at 12:32 PM PST |
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what a jerk.
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statsone |
Tue Nov 25, 2025 at 12:23 PM PST |
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I shouldn’t need to spell this out, but …
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justsomeguy05 |
Tue Nov 25, 2025 at 12:22 PM PST |
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Forget nice things. Under Trump, we can’t even h …
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EphemeralNotion |
Tue Nov 25, 2025 at 12:21 PM PST |
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I assume First Lady Nosferata was on site to ins …
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Webcomic Tycoon |
Tue Nov 25, 2025 at 12:20 PM PST |
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Do not expect anything of normalcy from him. His …
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BeadLady |
Tue Nov 25, 2025 at 12:16 PM PST |
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Tue Nov 25, 2025 at 04:55 PM PST |
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Absolutely terrifying what you can say and do wh …
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Angel Of Fear |
Tue Nov 25, 2025 at 12:13 PM PST |
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I think you’re right in that (thankfully) no one …
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Saint Stephen |
Tue Nov 25, 2025 at 12:07 PM PST |
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If it’s going to be that reporter’s last press c …
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Roger Mexico |
Tue Nov 25, 2025 at 11:49 AM PST |
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Tue Nov 25, 2025 at 12:38 PM PST |
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Ain’t no therapy for this level of pathological …
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Roger Mexico |
Tue Nov 25, 2025 at 11:40 AM PST |
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Tue Nov 25, 2025 at 02:20 PM PST |
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I hear ya that they’re up to all kinds of stuff. …
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giovannigiorgio |
Tue Nov 25, 2025 at 11:35 AM PST |
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Tue Nov 25, 2025 at 06:44 PM PST |
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That turkey's thinking, "Just kill me".
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kamachanda |
Tue Nov 25, 2025 at 11:29 AM PST |
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